That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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