1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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