I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My vagina is officially offended.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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