Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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