You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Randomize
