I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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