they need to just BURY HIM!
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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