i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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