Pappa wants mamma naked
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
that is very illegal...i love you.
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