Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Randomize
