Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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