Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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