why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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