Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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