Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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