WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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