you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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