ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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