Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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