Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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