I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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