If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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