btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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