the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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