Me. At least after what I've been through.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
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