Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I think weed is turning my hair brown
i now understand why vodka
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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