Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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