i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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