There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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