thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
Life is so much better after having sex.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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