Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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