Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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