Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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