The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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