My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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