She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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