Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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