Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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