Already got asked if we're dating
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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