my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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