Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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