My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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