I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Pappa wants mamma naked
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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