One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
