Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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