Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Do you still have your period?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Randomize
