I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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