I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
