Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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