is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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