That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I need water and some morals
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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